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Gravity of the Situation
02:55
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Idle chatter emanates from my radio today
Another celeb, famously useless
Is going to jail
So much wrong, but they don't care
Ignorant of the world
Focusing not on the real problems
Gossip is their stock in trade
Bloodshed rages as the world
Collapses into idiocy
Why can't we comprehend
The gravity of our situation
Who had sex? And where?
Why do we even care?
Ogling the soulless, bodies bare
But is a brain even there?
Beneath comprehension of current events
We sink to the morass
As our minds wither away
And shatter like glass
Bloodshed rages as the world
Collapses into idiocy
Why can't we comprehend
The gravity of our situation
Bombs are set off, countries collapse
Yet we focus on that hot piece of ass
Artificial plagues wait in the wings
While we all clamour for the next big thing
Bombs are set off, countries collapse
Yet we focus on that hot piece of ass
Artificial plagues wait in the wings
While we all clamour for the next big thing
Do we have this coming?
It's not late, make the change
Pay attention at the top of hour
Make the attempt to educate yourself
Before everything goes sour
Bombs are set off, countries collapse
Yet we focus on that hot piece of ass
Artificial plagues wait in the wings
While we all clamour for the next big thing
Why?
Must we condemn our world to death?
Because we can not use our brains?
I watch as we descend
Into the deadly haze
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Protesting the Protestor
02:18
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Interrupt my life to
Force your bullshit opinions
I'm tired of your voice
My beliefs are my choice
You support addiction's
Slow suicide
While living inside a
Pot-fueled mental blight
Dare you to touch me first
You'll get the worst
There's nothing better than
Protesting the Protestor
Decrying all violence
Unless against detractors
I find your hypocrisy
Sickening
Man up you dirty, filthy
Stinking hipppies
Get a job and
Take a bath
Dare you to touch me first
You'll get the worst
There's nothing better than
Protesting the Protestor
I'm sick and tired of
Your conspiracy theories
To blame everyone but
Yourself for all your problems
If you want to see the root cause
Of all your failures
Then look in
The mirror
Dare you to touch me first
You'll get the worst
There's nothing better than
Protesting the Protestor
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Solve World Hunger
03:01
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So you say you want to the feed starving children
But all you want to give them is soy
These kids need protein so
Let's give them a little soilent green
You say you care about survival
But you're just pushing an agenda
I say we balance their diets
Starting with you
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
Less fatty than a politician
Less diseased than a convict
Maybe a nice free range vegan
For the lactose intolerant
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
It's chow time, bitches!
Serve up your flesh
To save the children!
You spew twice as much
Greenhouse gases as cattle
Serving you up
Would help your precious environment
Stopping global warming
By closing your mouth
Stopping child hunger
By filling theirs
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
Solve world hunger!
(Eat Vegetarians!)
Now we sit them down to eat
(Now we sit them down to eat)
As this meal is theirs to keep
(As this meal is thiers to keep)
Your life gave more to them today
(Your life gave more to them today)
Than your living ever could have gave
(Than your living ever could have gave)
Come here, Kitenge
I have something for you
Eat his liver with some farva beans!
That's right! (Hahaha!)
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Stormland Burnaby, British Columbia
Mecha-heavy death metal about Gundam! Multi-instrumentalist Justin Pierrot uses increasingly progressive & technical death metal to tell stories using the Gundam meta-series as narrative lens.
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